Behold: the baddest bottom-feeder in the ocean, now with even less shame and way more butt.
This handmade plush is inspired by a very specific fever dream - a thicc, smug little sea villain serving looks, attitude, and a dangerously tiny pair of black undies.
The eyebrows say “world domination,” but the hips say “text me when your boss leaves.”
Handmade with plush chenille yarn
Stuffed to absolute perfection
Not suitable for children under 3
May cause blushing, snorting, and unexplainable attraction